• Diddy maybe-impregnates the hot one from his hand-picked girl band, Danity Kane. Yeah, it’s good to be the boss.
• Sally Field tells Health magazine “I think I look like dog poop.” Naturally, we assumed she was just fishing for compliments. Until we saw this. And decided Sally Field will heretofore be referred to as “Turd Ferguson.”
• Note to racists: That matronly Muslim woman you saw in the frozen foods aisle of the supermarket is probably not a terrorist.
• Deep-fried Oreos, get your deep-fried Oreos. Now made without any artificial trans fats, for those of you health nuts who happen to enjoy eating large quantities of fried animal lard.
• Need some extra cash? Why not become a sperm donor! It’s a great way to make a quick $100 bucks. Sorry, no gays. We hear those same-sex swimmers are contagious!
No. 1
Is Audrey From Danity Kane A Publicity Whore? Or Just The Regular Kind? / Jossip says:
[…] probably not. But it just might mean she’s given up her dream of getting impregnated by Diddy then happily abandoning her short-lived musical career in favor of coasting off the child support […]
Posted: Oct 18, 2007 at 10:40 am
No. 2
Is Aubrey From Danity Kane A Publicity Whore? Or Just The Regular Kind? at MyQaeda Celebrity Fashion Blog says:
[…] probably not. But it just might mean she’s given up her dream of getting impregnated by Diddy then happily abandoning her short-lived musical career in favor of coasting off the child support […]
Posted: Oct 18, 2007 at 4:33 pm