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• Weird! Even though she’s totally not pregnant, JLo’s recent weight gain continues to be exclusively confined to her uterus!

• This is what happens when Elizabeth Taylor stays up late at night watching Teen Wolf on TBS.

• Oh, relax, people. After all, what’s the harm in teaching kids to defend a tradition that degraded black people and entrenched racism into our society?

• Speaking of which, since when did the West Villagers get so uptight and family oriented? S&M street fairs are what make communities!

• Breaking: Law & Order is far more addictive/habit-forming than Fred Thompson.

• The Post continues its intellectually rigorous look at work relations, sexuality and weight

• “Fair Board may banish erotic corndog contest.”