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Is Ashley Olsen Trying To Tell Us Something By Parking In The Handicapped Spot?
Other Than ‘I Don’t Give A Shit About Crippled People’

This photo montage of Ashley Olsen parking her car in a handicapped spot raises many questions, but especially these: Is she secretly handicapped? Or just an over-privileged asshat?

If it’s the former, it calls to mind something a wise man (or was it a fictional character?) once said on the subject, namely, “She’s got everything I’ve always wanted in another human being. Except for the walking.” Which totally doesn’t describe Ashley! Besides, if she really couldn’t walk, you know she’d have already sprung for the Cougar 9000.*

[Image via CelebrityBabylon]

*“It’s the Rolls Royce of wheelchairs. This is like, you’re almost glad to be handicapped.”

Oct 24, 2007 · Link · 4 Responses

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Comments (4)

No. 1
lia says:

That quote was from Kramer on the series, Seinfeld.

Posted: Oct 24, 2007 at 2:28 pm

No. 2
duh says:


Posted: Oct 24, 2007 at 2:28 pm

No. 3
Barbara Angelo says:

Mary-Kate resembles an 85-year old woman and might need a handicapped spot, but Ashley? What’s her excuse?

Posted: Oct 24, 2007 at 5:26 pm

No. 4
just me says:

I am handicapped and this really angers me if true! Shame on all of you who use these spaces and are not deserving!! You should all be ashamed.
I know not all of us “look” handicapped but if we have a placard it was requested by a physician and if you don’t have one DON’T PARK THERE!

Posted: Oct 25, 2007 at 11:23 pm

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