If you missed the St. Patrick’s Day Parade because you were too busy at Trader Joe’s, just slept in late, are at work for some odd reason, or are already too drunk to stand, there is still hope to save your day.
And since the PC patrons of this city are boycotting this crazy “no gays” parade Christine Quinn style anyway, you’re probably better off.
• New York magazine has a pub crawl that will likely leave you crawling into a cab.
• Don’t forget to pick up the Irish Echo. Even if you’re too hammered to read, the evidence can help your “kiss me I’m Irish” cause.
• This is one of those times to scalp if you must. Even if you don’t get into the The Irish Rock Revue tonight at the Bowery Ballroom, just wait outside … the venue is sure to be filled with hot, drunk Irish musicians.
• Make sure to stop by Shades of Green on 15th and Irving and say hi to the bartenders for us. And bring your pheromone machine.