America, Fuck Yeah!
“Five year-old kills 445-pound bear!” chirps the enthusiastic headline writer at CNN. Which all sounds incredibly heroic until you realize that said five year-old is actually a Southern hick. Whose grandfather readily brags that the child made the kill (i.e. pulled the trigger of his so-called “youth rifle”) all on his own. Take that, you unarmed grizzly! [CNN]