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Randy Meier
Wed / 01 Feb 2006

This tool who called the cops to report that his pot was stolen – and then was arrested for possession – is actually not the most amusing part.

Nope, that honor is bestowed upon MSNBC daytimer Randy Meier, who, after reporting this item, wielded this typical “dad humor” one-liner: “And that’s why they call it dope.” Just what a father of three girls would say, eh?

Man Arrested After Telling Police His Pot Was Stolen [AP]

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