• Colin Farrell is suing an ex-Price is Right gal for leaking his sex tape. Good thing she went to Northwestern Law. (Hear that NW J-students? Your future is as bright as the price is right.) [TMZ]
• Paris Hilton is such a silly, silly bitch! Props to Mischa Barton for bringing that to our attention. [The Scoop]
• If it ever actually opens, clubbers at the Pink Elephant will be drugged with pheromones from a scent machine. Finally, New York has a place where a girl can take that special date rapist in her life. [Page Six]
• Oh, snap. We can???t call Lindsay Lohan a “teen queen” anymore? How ever will we think of a new name for her? [AP]
• Normally, we wouldn’t care where the hell Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams??? house is, but it happens to be an important aspect of our Jake Gyllenhaal stalking. [Flikr via Curbed]