Did you hear? Perez Hilton posted a picture of himself sporting a black eye for no reason whatsoever! Naturally, the unexplained shiner resulted in a PH commenting frenzy! Below follows a collection of the most entertaining responses. NOTE: We’re especially fond of the last commenter.
• Some variation of “OMG, what happened to your face?” — (Commenters 1-78)
• “Holy shit someone gave you what you deserved then?” –buffles (#78)
• “That black eye is the best thing that ever happened to you. It takes attention away from your face and body…” –hooray (#164)
• “BTW, the black eye works well on you – it distracts from your multiple chins.” — IWishId’aHitHim (#177)
And that’s not all.
• “What???s the other girl look like? — Did You Cry Like a Girl (#218)
• “I am shocked. Shocked that hef would allow for a picture with a guy who obviously took a cock in the eye.” –john (#299)
• “Hey did anyone else notice in that pic it looks like someone punched Perez in the face? That???s him on the right, look closely near his head you???ll see what I mean.” –rupert (commenter #342)
Really, Rupert? You don’t say!
Methinks it’s makeup?
Posted: Oct 3, 2007 at 3:52 pm
Maybe he looked in the mirror and scared himself and fell forward? His fat gave way and the be crashed on his face? He fat ass fell off the toilet?
Posted: Oct 3, 2007 at 4:01 pm
Unfortunately… it’s makeup.
Too bad he couldn’t wash away the ugly.
Posted: Oct 4, 2007 at 3:33 am
Mr. T says:
The guy is still and idiot and an ass-wipe.
Posted: Oct 4, 2007 at 9:44 am