Dude, What Happened To Your Eye? 34734

Did you hear? Perez Hilton posted a picture of himself sporting a black eye for no reason whatsoever! Naturally, the unexplained shiner resulted in a PH commenting frenzy! Below follows a collection of the most entertaining responses. NOTE: We’re especially fond of the last commenter.

• Some variation of “OMG, what happened to your face?” — (Commenters 1-78)

• “Holy shit someone gave you what you deserved then?” –buffles (#78)

• “That black eye is the best thing that ever happened to you. It takes attention away from your face and body…” –hooray (#164)

• “BTW, the black eye works well on you – it distracts from your multiple chins.” — IWishId’aHitHim (#177)

And that’s not all.

• “What???s the other girl look like? — Did You Cry Like a Girl (#218)

• “I am shocked. Shocked that hef would allow for a picture with a guy who obviously took a cock in the eye.” –john (#299)

• “Hey did anyone else notice in that pic it looks like someone punched Perez in the face? That???s him on the right, look closely near his head you???ll see what I mean.” –rupert (commenter #342)

Really, Rupert? You don’t say!