When we were 15, we attended a teen camp in Maine aptly called the Maine Teen Camp. One of our bunkmates was a big Celine Dion fan. Like really big. Like so big she had Celine Dion albums in French, just because she liked Celine Dion???s voice, even in a language she didn???t understand.
This seemed weird. At the time, we chalked it up to our bunkmates personal weirdness, which, in fact, was quite extensive. But as we learned today, Celine Dion obsession is not a trend limited to 15 year-old girls from Saddle, River, New Jersey.
Many women, from many states, are oddly devoted to Celion Dion. They???ve spent thousands of dollars to see her revue in Las Vegas, which closed this weekend (don???t worry, everyone???s heart will go on.)
Let???s take M J Wylie, who has a Celine Dion tattoo. One would think the Celine Dion lovers are too prim to prove their devotion through scarification, but apparently Celine Dion and Kiss fanatics have something in common.
Also, let???s talk some more about the fact that Celine Dion met her husband when she was in her early teens and he was in his late 30s. Isn’t that just child abuse with patience?
Point is: Celine Dion and Celine Dion fans are weird. And that???s the way it is.
No. 1
laprns says:
My bff’s Dad is totally obsessed with this witch. He has spent over 10K on transportation, rooms, shows and souvenirs. I got that sewer water perfume from him for Christmas-he seriously f*ed up his future gifts from me when he did that! BTW, I have never seen a straight man that liked her (she looks & acts like a drag queen) and her voice is ordinary at best. The comics on SNL & MAD TV singer better than she does when they are making fun of her!
Posted: Dec 17, 2007 at 9:20 pm
No. 2
Dimi A. says:
Search inside you, and if you find no passion for something, then I’m so sorry for you! Everybody needs something to hold on to!
Posted: Dec 18, 2007 at 7:38 am
No. 3
safn says:
Obviously Laprns doesn’t get in touch with alot of men.haha stupid b*tch. CELINE ROCKS!!
Posted: Dec 18, 2007 at 2:13 pm
No. 4
Ree Tanjuatco says:
Celine Dion and Celine Dion fans are weird. And that???s the way it is.
No they’re not weird. The weird things is people like you who are just jealous of other people successes and undermining them. Everybody has the right to look up to their heroes. We all have a choice. Learn to respect that.
Posted: Dec 18, 2007 at 7:25 pm
No. 5
Corporate Dion says:
Dion is pure product and marketing, cheap and cheesy!
There was a recent article on her in the New York Times that talked about some fans had paid $15,000-$20,000 to see her Las Vegas show.
Angelil and she picked a great site to set up and make the $400 million from their concerts given Las Vegas is a site of a lot of weak folks with addictions of one sort or another.
Posted: Dec 18, 2007 at 10:23 pm