Dick Cheney Finally Admits He’s Pure Evil

When asked by reporters about Dick Cheney’s plans for Halloween, a jovial President Bush responded as follows: “This morning I was with the vice president,” Bush joked. “I was asking him what costume he was planning. He said, ‘Well I’m already wearing it,’ and then he mumbled something about the dark side of the force.” Who knew this year’s frightfest would also come with a hefty dose of reality? [CNN]