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Celebrity Fit Club: More Fit Than Fat

April 2nd, 2007

Meet the newest cast members of Celebrity Fit Club! And for once, we think you’ll actually recognize a few of these slightly-chubby-but-vaguely-familiar faces. Because this season, producers have done away with those stringent requirements mandating that participants actually be, you know, significantly overweight.

In other words, this latest crop of celebs are pretty much exactly as you remember them—only with cankles. And slightly smaller bank accounts!

This season is more about getting fit than shedding pounds as none the cast is more than 40 pounds overweight but that doesn???t mean the drama is any less weighty. This season???s cast includes Maureen McCormick (The Brady Bunch), Dustin Diamond (Saved By The Bell), Tiffany (pop star), Cledus T. Judd (country music artist), Da Brat (Hip Hop Artist), Ross ???The Intern??? Mathews (The Tonight Show), Kimberley Locke (American Idol) and Warren G (rapper). This spring will have them embarking on their own grueling fitness journeys while also working together to reach their fitness goals.

And while we can’t wait for the inevitable “Marsha, Marsha, Marsha!” jokes, we’ve got to start off by commending Dustin “Screech” Diamond’s for his commitment towards health and nutrition. Because, unlike a certain “accidentally leaked” sex tape, this time’s everyone’s going to be watching.

Our prediction? Screech better wipe that Dirty Sanchez off his face, because Warren G.’s about to regulate. Because Tiffany’s too soft, Da Brat’s too, well, bratty, we’ve never heard of the country music guy and, as Warren G. once said, “you can’t be any geek off the street.”

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Comments (0)

No. 1
AIFan says:

Kim Locke…she was the one on AI season 2 who had an affair with Nigel’s son during the show, then she lived with Clay Aiken after their season, and dated almost a year. She will do anything/anyONE to get ahead.

Posted: Apr 2, 2007 at 12:26 pm


No. 2
manoymano says:

Is that you, Corey Clark? He’s the only one to make that claim about Kim having an affair during the show.

Clay Aiken is as gay as the day is long. No, a bit gayer than the day is long. He and Locke are just friends, just two girls sahring a house. If Kim were willing to do anything to get ahead, she’s be getting her music produced by Dallas Austin!

Posted: Apr 2, 2007 at 3:12 pm


No. 3
DA says:

Gay men still need beards.

Posted: Apr 3, 2007 at 3:14 am


No. 4
John Kelly says:

Do you think Cledus might be gay? I got this feeling that he may be.

Posted: Apr 27, 2007 at 12:51 pm

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