John Edwards may not be running for president, but he’s still in the running to be America’s Next Top Attorney General. Which means that little story about his love child, with campaign staffer Rielle Hunter, is still on! [NYDN] The National Enquirer reports Hunter, who claimed the father was fellow campaign staffer Andrew Young, has given birth to the baby and, naturally, wants Edwards and she to submit to a DNA test to prove, once and for all, that American Media wastes money as a matter of policy.
If the 2008 Campaign were a Shakespearean play, John Edwards would be one of the side characters you don???t care about, but know you will be tested on later because he acts as a foil or something.
Anyway, as is our duty, the woman The National Enquirer claims John Edwards was inside is pregnant and has relocated to Chapel Hill. The baby is John???s, according to sources at The National Enquirer.
In case you forgot, getting some chick knocked up while you???re cheating on your cancer-ridden wife is considered bad form.
Andrew Young, an ex-key official in Edwards???s campaign with a young family of his own, says he???s Rielle Hunter???s baby-daddy. The Edwards campaign seems like one big party, a losing party, but still a party.
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