So that’s why Colin Farrell was in New York this week. When we ran into him Thursday on 10th Street, he didn’t have much to say except that he hadn’t heard of Jossip. When we mentioned that his attorneys certainly have, his interest grew, at least until we explained why we’re on a first name basis with the folks at Lavely & Singer: We’ve dealt with them exhaustively on all matters of his Nicole Narain sex tape. (At that piont he grew noticeably uncomfortable, given he was on the sidewalk macking it to some random lass.)
And then we hear today, with Rush & Molloy delivering the scoop, that he spent Easter Sunday with Narain’s camp and an arbitrator, reaching an “amicable” settlement in the matter.
The two hadn’t seen each other face to face since word leaked last year that representatives for Narain were peddling an explicit video from the couple’s romp.
Matthews insists that there was “no tension” between the former couple. But we hear that they sat on opposite ends of the negotiating table – and in separate rooms – and that ????Farrell showed little affection for the woman who, so far, has cost him an estimated $500,000 in legal fees.
And here’s we details get sketchy. You see, also present was our favorite sex tape proprieter David Hans Schmidt, who did not reach a deal with Farrell and is thus still on the receiving end of his litigation. Schmidt’s lawyers, meanwhile, demanded to videotape Farrell’s testimony on the condition they don’t release the tape, but they may argue before a judge to release the tape and then target Narain for breaching her contract with Schmidt’s Internet Commerce Group for settling with Farrell.
So while we’ve got a settlement between Farrell and Narain, there’s no deal between Farrell and Schmidt, which means there might be new lawsuits between Narain and Schmidt. And, what’s more, there will be another video tape (of Farrell talking about his sex life) to look forward too. Whee!
Just because Colin Farrell’s lawsuit with Nicole Narrain has been pushed back till July 17 doesn’t mean the sex tape fun has to come to an end like Natasha Lyonne’s acting career.
Which is why we’d like to draw your attention to the website with what is perhaps the best website name we’ve ever heard of: “I fucked Alec Baldwin in his ass / The truth about Colin Farrell.”
Never have those two thought processes ever reached such tandem in our minds. Nor should they.
The name of the site, it so happens, is also the name of the “dance single” from Dessarae Bradford ???????? who, we’ve come to understand, identifies as a “musical artist” whose claims to fame actually do include having sex with Alec Baldwin (and her dog, and a strap on). Her single ???????? which is sure to be at the top of the Billboard Club charts in just a matter of days ???????? can be sampled at her MySpace profile. And in our continued commitment to service journalism, we’ve provided you with some lyrics:
dance / dance my song / i fucked alec baldwin in his ass / i fucked alec baldwin in his ass / i fucked / i fucked / i fucked alec baldwin in his ass (ooh!) / shake your asses / on the floor / my ass had a romp with alec baldwin / my ass had a romp with alec baldwin / my ass had a romp with alec baldwin / he’s my twisted puppy / colin farrell / is my bitch / colin farrell / is my bitch / ruff ruff ruff / colin farrell is my bitch / sit / beg / roll over / (heavy panting) / bring me my whip / colin farrell / a dark twisted puppy / colin farrell / a dark twisted puppy / fetch / sit
Needless to say, we’ve listened to it a half dozen times already. But why, we must ask, is Dessarae targeting Colin and Alec? She explains: “I am WAGING WAR ON COLIN FARRELL.in this song and Alec Baldwin’s ass is just a casualty of war! It is a phat underground house beat sound – and the controversy about my song has already started. YOU WILL LOVE IT! ORDER IT TODAY!”
Glad that’s cleared up.
Now, Dessarae, the entrepreneur that she is, isn’t willing to just have a hit single. Nope ???????? she’s got a book too! We’re not sure what, exactly, fills its pages, but we do know that she’s running a special: $50 for the book and a (very illegal) copy of Colin’s sex tape! Take that, Lavely & Singer!
And as if the single, the book, and the DVD weren’t enough, there’s a custom cocktail to match!
Name of Drink: “COLIN FARRELL IS MY BITCH”
INGREDIENTS
1/2 oz Bacardi 151 rum
1/2 oz Goldschlager cinnamon schnapps
1/2 oz Jagermeister herbal liqueur
1/2 oz Patron
Given that Kevin Federline has only offered us “PopoZao” without a book, DVD, or means of getting drunk, we’re inclined to start routing for the one and only, Dessarae Bradford. We just love a gal that turns Alec Baldwin into a necessary casualty of war.
I fucked Alec Baldwin in his ass / The truth about Colin Farrell [Blessed Venture Pub.]
Dessarae Bradford [MySpace]
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• Jonathan Rhys-Meyers wants to ride the F train with Teri Hatcher. So. Gross. [I don’t like you in that way]
• ABC coughed up a brilliant explanation for canceling Emily’s Reasons Why Not. Uh, basically, cuz it sucked. [Star]
• Rachel Sklar joins the wonderful world of freelance. We will so miss having her stalk us while we’re trying to have lunch! [NYO]
• Please no. Buttafuoco reality TV is the lowest form of life we could ever possibly reach as human beings. [MSNBC]
• Colin Farrell can’t possibly be blamed for making a sex tape with his girlfriend. The whole thing was obviously Nicole Narain’s idea. Especially because the entire video was filmed by him, about him. If you know what we mean. [AP via MSNBC]
• Haute Living????????s cut and paste job can’t get past those eagle-eyed Observers. [The Real Estate]
A visit moments ago to DirtyColin.com ???????? the very brief unauthorized online home of Colin Farrell and Nicole Narrain’s sex tape ???????? yielded this message (click image for larger version):
It turns out that ???????? despite claims the site would be back online within 24 to 48 hours of it dropping off the Internet ???????? John Taylor wasn’t able to keep the site online. Colin’s attorneys at Lavely & Singer appear to have done something right, as the domain is no longer registered to Taylor but instead to “Moniker Disputed Names” of Pompano Beach, Florida, presumably a limbo zone where the domain will sit until the proper legal docs are filed and ICANN gets around to granting Colin’s wishes.
Too bad for Lavely & Singer, however, that DirtyColin.com already managed to spread its seed: The 13+ minutes of X-rated footage first reported back in July has already seeped online, thanks to the one and only Tmobile Terrorist.
Yep, the same group responsible for Paris Hilton and Fred Durst’s sex tapes hitting the Web are claiming responsibility for hacking the digital rights management (DRM) technology and disseminating the tape. We at Jossip have seen the footage and can attest to its authenticity (including all of Nicole Narain’s dental flossing with Farrell’s jungle bush and the frightenly white pussy cat that looks to be Colin and Nicole’s only spectator).
While the tape is currently available only to members on the porn site Twisted Topics, Tmobile Terrorist assured us the tape will soon be made available ???????? free of charge ???????? to anyone who wants to see it.
I am planning on hosting the video on another server somewhere as soon as I can free one up I only put this on this server to show you I have the video and will be releasing it to the net for FREE
…
I will tell you what, Last year when I had the durst legal on my ass for releasing his video I came up with an alternative which I will implememnt [sic] until I have found suitable hosting These details will be posted on my site for your readers to receive this video if they want it.
Anyone who wants this vid will get it…. These details will be in the forum after they have joined they can receive the video.
And you can bet our friends at Lavely & Singer will be monitoring those forums like a pedophile does the door at underage club Crush. Let the legal battle commence, full throttle.
Update: We’ve since been informed that the party claiming responsibility for the tape is “Tmobile Terrorist,” not “T-Mobile Terrorists,” as we originally reported. We’ve corrected the error in the copy of the article but not in the headline, due to our permalinking structure.
Twisted Topics [Official Site]
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Just when we thought we were done with legal papers for the (very early) morning, we hear from Colin Farrell’s attorneys.
By now you’ve probably seen the completely tongue-in-cheek (well, at least it wasn’t tounge in vagina, like some sites) screencap image we’ve been using to accompany our all-Colin Farrell, all the time coverage of his sex tape with Nicole Narain. Well, you weren’t the only one: Colin’s attorneys saw it too and, thanks to that silly injunction issued by the Honorable David Yaffe in Los Angeles, we’ve been forced to remove it.
But don’t worry, not all of our fun has to be spoiled.
There is no court order, after all, barring us from republishing the cease and desist letter that just arrived in fax machine, inbox, and ???????? if only because it was midnight here in New York when the beeps and buzzes started sounding ???????? nearly our door from our new friends at Lavely & Singer.
Because if you can’t peak at stills of Colin going down on Nicole, at the very least you can read about how much Colin doesn’t want you to peak at stills of him going down on Nicole.
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Since we’ve got nothing better to do than send off emails to anonymous Hotmail accounts at 1am, we decided it might be worthwhile to check in with “John Taylor,” the man (of many, it turns out) behind Colin Farrell’s least favorite Internet site, DirtyColin.com. In an exclusive interview with Jossip (MUST! CREDIT!! JOSSIP!!!), he reveals the original owner of the tape is still set to make money off the Internet sales.
Jossip: How did you get your hands on the tape?
John Taylor: I was given it anonymously. Apparently the owner of the tape had been advised that I was one of a very small group of people who could get this tape out anonymously, whilst still making a dollar or two. I am the
technical consultant to the project, and not the owner or driver for the purposes of your question.
Is it just you behind the site, or are there more people involved?
I have no idea how many people are behind the scenes. I was just given the role of building this operation on their behalf.
Are you in any way connected to the lawsuit (or the parties involved) filed by Farrell against (among others) David Hans Schmidt?
Not that I am aware of.
The AP is reporting DirtyColin.com was taken down because of legal action, not because of the overwhelmed servers. Which is the case?
We put up a couple of offshore servers, and they were overwhelmed with visitors. Before we lost the servers, our traffic logs showed an immense response far larger than we had anticipated. To date, I have not received
any legal representations from any party.
Do you know Colin or Nicole Narain?
No – only by reputation.
Who’s profiting from the sale of the tape on DirtyColin.com?
The people who supplied me with the tape to distribute.
We’re also told the folks behind DirtyColin.com expect to have a global network of servers online within 24 to 48 hours to meet demand. Can you wait a day or two for your naughty Nicole Narain footage? We thought not.
And further, the video is wrapped up with digital rights management technology, so it’s going to take a couple more hours for some tech-savvy porn peddlers to get this on BitTorrent.
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While the AP is reporting DirtyColin.com was shut down because it violated a court order that put an injuction on distributing Colin Farrell’s sex tape (well, they’re reporting what his publicist has said), we’ve heard straight from the domain owner, “John Taylor,” that the site is offline due to extremely high traffic demands that the webhost can’t manage.
So don’t start blaming Samuel Alito types for not being able to fork over your $14.99 for some Farrell fellatio — it’s all the webhost’s fault.
Of course we’re going to wait for it to show up on BitTorrent, but for now we’re waiting with baited breath while oogling these supposed screen caps of the one (of many?) and only Colin Farrell sex tape that’s finally hit these here Internets. There’s still no word from Colin’s camp whether he’s agreed to let the tape surface, but the proprietors behind DirtyColin.com (since booted offline) are giving you a sneak peak at the “grower, not a shower” for just $14.99.
Colin’s co-star, of course, is the loose lipped (double entendre, indeed) Nicole Narain, who’s been pushing for the tape’s release — on Rita Cosby’s show, no less. News of the tape’s existence surfaced back in July when a one “J.J.” was hoping Richard Johnson & Co. could offer him advice on how to sell it.
How the footage made it’s way to the Internet, of course, has yet to be explained. The soundbite from his publicist: “A website attempting to distribute an unauthorized tape of Colin Farrell was shut down today. Mr. Farrell will take legal action against anyone who tries to distribute this tape.” He’ll also take more pills and check himself back into rehab, we presume. David Hans Schmidt, the man who’s been pressing Farrell to release the tape, claims no responsibility.
And for the record, DirtyColin.com is registered to a one “John Taylor” of Coral Springs, Florida. Let the investigations begin — though we did place a call to him already and received a woman’s voice on the answering machine. Ms. Narain, is that you?
Official Site [DirtyColin.com]
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Last week, before we were drugged up on tryptophan and blessed with creativity, we had the brilliant idea of watching Colin Farrell sex tape co-star Nicole Narain do her best to defend the merits of selling the footage on Rita Cosby’s Life & Direct.
Actually, we had the brilliant idea to force Intern Wendy to watch. Based on her report, we’re quite pleased with our choice to farm out the assignment.
Rita Cosby’s MSNBC show promises “the interviews only Rita can get.” So far, that’s turned out to be a gushfest with Matt Damon (who conveniently was pimping his newest movie), Shar Jackson (who conveniently was pimping her new reality show), and the ladies at the Bunny Ranch (who conveniently were, er, um, pimping). So I wasn’t exactly shocked to hear her latest “get” was Nicole Narain, who’s pimping her breakout role in Colin Farrell’s sex tape.
I was expecting “probing” questions from Rita, and she didn’t disappoint!
Plenty of evidence that Rita is 10 parts tabloid to one part journalist, after the jump.
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• Looks like it’s Home Alone for Britney Spears. Following in Shar Jackson’s footsteps, the pop tart is bringing up baby while rapper wanna-be K-Fed is out partying on Brit’s dime. [Page Six]
• Martha Stewart is unloading a turkey, and (unfortunately) it’s not her Apprentice spin-off. The domestic diva is selling her Turkey Hill estate, because she “hardly ever goes there.” [Page Six]
• Joining the ranks of the Grilled Cheese Virgin Mary and the Fish Stick Jesus on eBay: Vincent Gallo’s sperm. For a mere $1 million bucks, and if you’re a nice blonde Jewish girl, you can bear Gallo’s spawn, according to the “sperm owner.” Which almost explains how Katie Holmes got pregnant. [R&M]
• Celebrity porn peddler Marty Singer can play both sides of the fence, so long as there’s a fat check on his end. Back in ‘03, you could find him batting for Rick Salomon in his attempts to sell One Night In Paris, fighting off the Hilton’s legal team. But now he’s fending for Colin Farrell, battling Playboy Playmate Nicole Narrain over the duo’s X-rated footage. [Page Six]
• Cheryl Tiegs finally managed to “give birth” to twins five years ago, but now, thanks to a bitter custody battle, she’s not even allowed to talk about them, let alone to them. [Page Six]
• If the paparazzi are stalking Foxy Brown, the rapper doesn’t want anything to do with them. If they’re not stalking her, you bet your ass she’ll run in heels to get in front of the camera. [Lowdown]
• $10 million for the sequel to Napoleon Dynamite? That wasn’t sweet enough for the film’s creator Jared Hess, who would obviously rather go rent some DVDs. [Page Six]
• Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake will reportedly touch down in Hawaii for their private wedding, giving new meaning to the “Ring of Fire.” [Star]
• Richie Rich found himself in trouble with Henri Bendel security when the store’s alarm sounded as he tried leaving his own launch party Tuesday night. He needed to change shirts after spilling ice cream on his own and grabbed a Heatherette design off the tracks for a quick costume switch.
• American Media’s National Enquirer may have to issue a retraction of its Demi Moore “miscarriage” retraction. Sources close to the actress say she’s indeed still pregnant, which may be why Star ended up killing its own retraction.
• Colin Farrell’s shorts will stay on a little longer now that a judge agreed to extend the temporary injunction on Nicole Narain who’s trying to sell their sex tape.
• Kimora Lee Simmons will be able to have last year’s drug possession charges dropped if she completes her six months of probation for a traffic violation without incident.
• Josh Hartnett may have beat Tom Cruise to the faux celebrity relationship punch. Nip/Tuck’s Kelly Carlson tells Stuff magazine the duo invented a fake relationship for Teen People years ago.
• American Morning is jumping up to CNN’s newsroom at the Time Warner Center, leaving behind its street-level studio — and all the fans who line up in the wee hours of the morning to get a glimpse of Soledad O’Brien.
• Rosario Dawson is attracting some angry neighbors inside her downtown Manhattan apartment building. They’re peeved the millionaire actress has set up shop inside the low income building, but it’s where she grew up.
If you’re looking for a role model, the self-proclaimed “CAA of smarm” David Hans Schmidt just might be the fella for you. He’s spearheaded such charitable events as the sale of Tonya Harding’s wedding night sex tape and Paula Jones‘ appearance in the pages of Penthouse.
Now he’s being named in Colin Farrell’s lawsuit, alongside Nicole Narain, for his alleged dealings in trying to tell the duo’s steamy footage — and that was reason enough for the Los Angeles Times to issue a profile. As you can imagine, this isn’t the first time he’s been on the receiving end of legal papers (read: Jessica Lynch, Amber Frey, Jamie Foxx).
Like any respectable porn peddler, it turns out Schmidt began his career as a newspaper reporter. And then there was that fateful night in 1992 when he saw Gennifer Flowers peering at him from the cover of Star, which as any behaviorist will tell you, is an instant indicator for a future in celebrity porn.
Dessarae Bradford is suffering so much “mental anguish … panic attacks, aggravation and insomnia” from the racy text messages Colin Farrell allegedly sent her that she’s started pushing a tell-all on her website titled Colin Farrell: Dark Twisted Puppy.
Colin, of course, is already busy suing Nicole Narain for trying to force him into cooperating in the sale of the duo’s sex tape. Now he’s facing the second lawsuit from former phone sex operator Bradford, who sued him in January but had her case tossed out.
Ninety-five explicit text messages are at the center of Bradford’s latest lawsuit, which she claims Colin sent to her in late 2004 and the beginning of this year. Among the messages:
• r u gonna call me big daddy while im doin’ ya?
• oh ull b walking lik john wayne 4 a week.
• hope yr buying some sexy underwear
Next week we’re hoping somebody comes out with a few Pat O’Brien-esque voicemails from Colin.