The problem with the term ???beautiful girl??? is that girls are rarely, if ever, beautiful. Girls are pretty and girls are cute ??? and that???s fine because there???s a time and place for cute (the age 16 and prom, respectively) ??? but they???re not beautiful. Women are beautiful. Women are sexy.
We???re reminded of how many people ignore that important distinction around this time every year: the lad mag ???Hot List??? season, when Maxim et al group together the names of every sad, drunk, Botoxed, sutured, bleached, commodified and infected girl in Hollywood and try to pretend the resultant stable has sex appeal. We???re sick of it, so we???ve compiled our own lineup of truly beautiful women.
Whatever is causing Meg White???s anxiety, it???s not sex, or sex tape related. The White Stripes drummer denies that she was in this morning???s NSFW romp. [TMZ]
Meg White may be a mediocre drummer, but she’s a hardcore lover. And even BrooklynVegan, the vegetarian music blogger, can???t deny the strange of appeal of seeing someone famous have sex:
I’d rather not report on this. I feel even worse knowing that the sex tape is what might be causing Meg White’s ‘acute anxiety.’ But the Internet is what it is, and if I don’t post about it, it will be in the comments anyway – and it will be what everyone is talking about today one way or another, so consider this the BrooklynVegan forum for talking about it, but please be nice…
At least BrooklynVegan can console himself by knowing that no animals were harmed in the production of the video.