Jerry Seinfeld has been everywhere these days: attacking small time authors on the Late Show, chatting it up with Larry King and generally promoting his new animated feature, Bee Movie, like crazy.
If that weren’t annoying enough, one of NBC-sponsored ads for the movie was bizarrely anti-gay, and not even in a funny way.
In the spot, Matthew Broderick is concerned about some fictitious gay subplots. Instead of defending the points with “not that there’s anything wrong with that,” Jerry insisted it’s a family movie. Well, we guess Jerry’s never seen All Aboard! Rosie’s Family Cruise. Family movies can too be gay.
• Those crazy Russians prove they are more crazy than Madonna. [AP]
• Look, having Kate Moss‘ career really isn’t that hard. You probably just have to date Fernando Gil or something. [FBNY]
• Is it worse that Matthew Broderick fell off a horse, or that the press is still referring to him as “the Ferris Bueller star?” [TMZ]
• Obviously, no awards show is complete without a good B-List nip slip. [Mollygood]
• Oh lord. Everyone knows, if you stick your thingy in Paris Hilton, it’s gonna’ take somethin’ a lot stronger than Tilex to cure whatever you’re bound to catch. [Us]
• Leave it to Rachel Sklar to keep blogging from the middle of a lake in Canada. That girl is nuts, yo. [ETP]
• It’s worse than the Brad Pitt / Jennifer Aniston break-up: Nathan Lane and Matthew Broderick part ways. [Page Six]
• Know a guy who really wants to fuck a 29-year-old virgin? Well, Jane will help him get a date with her. Goodies not guaranteed. [Jane]
• Essence glams it up with a Beyonce cover. Nice to see her looking her natural shade on a cover for once. [WWD]
• City Hall Gossip? Sounds incredibly un-fascinating. [FBNY]
• Only Jessica Simpson would be stupid enough to put her lips on Britney Spears. Did you not see what happened to Madonna’s career after that? [Us]
• V Cast subscribers can now watch Cartoon Network on their phone … if only those stoners that watch Adult Swim could figure it out, then Verizon would be in good shape. [Star Pulse]
• Matthew Broderick didn’t realize that when he went to a childhood creativity luncheon, he would be asked about creativity. What he does know is that his son is gay. [Page Six]
• All it takes to be Tommy Lee’s replacement is the knowledge of how to operate the “boobie” cam and a Starbucks resume. [SFG]
• The Italians worship Sophia Loren. They love her so much, they thought they’d give her a show at their museum just to point out that she’s getting old. [Houston Chronicle]
• Calista Flockhart finally admits she had a little problem putting food in her mouth, chewing and swallowing. We think Nicole Richie looks a lot better. [The Mirror]
• Only in the UK would a guy put his mother-in-law up for sale. On eBay off all places. [Sun]