• Not only has Grammy winning record producer Christian Julian Irwin gone missing, but as luck would have it, his disappearance might be tied to that Nigerian email scheme. Thank god we’ve got a spam filter.
• While tennis ace Maria Sharapova isn’t fighting rumors she’s seeing Maroon 5’s Adam Levine, her wranglers were in a tizzy when another rumored flame, Andy Roddick, popped up at the launch party for her new fragrance. Publicists insisted they weren’t to be photographed together.
• Larry King’s “worthwhile” interview with Stacked’s Pamela Anderson asked the hard questions, such as “What size are your breasts” and do “they expand on camera?”
• Robert Downey Jr. and fiance Susan Levin won’t be marrying at Ron Perelman’s East Hampton spread, thanks to people like us publicizing the event. Instead they’ll be getting hitched at an undisclosed locale in Amagansett.
• Suburban fashionisto Marc Ecko is watching his Complex magazine masthead crumble, with executive editor Savas Abadsidis quitting just after EIC Jimmy Jellinek flew the coup along with other top staffers.