Cable Quotables 37359

Today’s Cable Quotables couldn’t come at a better time! We were just thinking how nice it would be to run out and get an iced hazelnut coffee, then sip it slowly and luxuriously while surfing the internets, avoiding our boss’ IM’s and trying not to think about all the work we should be doing instead. In any event, Intern Wendy describes today’s theme as “capitalism gone crazy.” We think it’s more like “Dude, how frickin’ shady is that billionaire nutcase who owns Virgin Airlines??” Then again, we’re all hopped up on caffeine, so what do we know?

• “That’s right, $25,000 for a brand-new, newborn baby boy. And plus, you can actually get it named after the highest bidder right there on the formal, official birth certificate!” Nancy Grace, hoping goldenpalace.com will buy her twins, Nancy Grace, October 9

• “When I decide to sell the twins on the street, I’m going it hire you to defend me.” Nancy Grace, meticulously planning what will happens if when goldenpalace.com DOES buy her twins, Nancy Grace, October 9

• “Leave it to Richard Branson to make a flight a pickup scene.” Willie Geist, on the not so aptly named “Virgin Airways,” Morning Joe, October 15

• “Will there be a masseuse? Will there be a chance to get a massage?” David Schuster, giving his definition of the term ???friendly skies???, Morning Joe, October 15

• “We???re not the kind of airways that bangs on lavatory doors. That???s all I???ll say.” Richard Branson, gaining Ralph Fiennes as a lifetime customer for Virgin Airways, Morning Joe, October 15