Cable Quotables 35391

It’s a somewhat humid but mostly nice day. And in any event, who cares, because it’s Friday! So what’s today’s Cable Quotables underlying theme? “Fear, and the many forms it takes,” writes Intern Wendy. “Wacko Iranian dictators, Bill O’Reill, Nancy Grace giving birth…It makes Saw III look like the Care Bears in comparison. The terrorists are truly among us.” Oh, the horror.

• “You know, the other day, during a sonogram, I was very afraid. I thought I saw another one in there . . . But I’m happy to report tonight there are just two.??? Nancy Grace, on the only thing scarier than her giving birth to twins, Nancy Grace, September 24

• “You know what? I student-taught before I got in law school. There was absolutely zero sexual tension.??? Nancy Grace, bemoaning the fact that nobody was ???hot for teacher??? when she was the instructor, Nancy Grace, September 24

• ???So why not invite the leader of the KKK, while you???re at it? He???s around. Hitler is not.??? Dan Abrams, disappointed that his ultimate “dream” guest is dead, MSNBC Live, September 25

• ???He didn???t disappoint. I thought he was beautifully demented…he always looks like a rat that bit into an extension cord to me.??? Dennis Miller, apparently not convinced of Mahmoud Ahmadinejad’s hotness, The O???Reilly Factor, September 25, 2007

• ???Enjoy life now. You???re going to hell.??? Bill O???Reilly, explaining how he sleeps at night, The O???Reilly Factor, September 26, 2007