Tabloid Suitors Pissed at Angelina Jolie For ‘Going Steady’ With People, Refusing to Put Out

Tabloid Suitors Pissed at Angelina Jolie For ‘Going Steady’ With People, Refusing to Put Out
April 5th, 2007

Are the celebrity weeklies pissed at full-time child stealer Angelina Jolie? ‘Damn straight,’ says today’s Page Six. According to Richard Johnson et al, the tabloids are sick of losing the “exclusive Jolie photos” (and suburban mom demographic) to People, and are lashing out at Pitt/Jolie in response.**

“Angelina and Brad want to make sure Zahara doesn’t feel alienated as the only black face in their family,” reports News of the World. “Angelina Walks Out on Brad!…and Dumps the Kids!” declares Star. And “[Jolie’s] Twisted Double Life…How she uses her kids to manipulate the media,” snipes Us.

So basically, Jolie’s borderline racist, a lousy wife and, unsurprisingly, a horrendous parent. Oh, and, in case you weren’t already convinced that she’s a total monster, Star is quick to inform you that she has four nannies (that’s one for each imported and biological child!) yet she’s still a working mom who sticks the kids in daycare. What a total wench.

Naturally, one imagines the glossies would gladly change their tune should Angie suddenly decide to be more cooperative and generous with her family photo album. But since that doesn’t seem likely to happen just yet, you should probably expect to see more weeklies bolstering their rags with negative spin, (e.g. “Angelina Loves Acting More Than She Loves Her ‘Black Face’ Daughter, Zahara!”)

Wow, it’s just like Janice Min was trying to say in her giggly sit-down with MTV’s SuChin Pak! Maybe there really is a crazy, symbiotic relationship between celebrities, publicists, the magazines who promote/exploit them and, of course, their faithful readers.

Or, you know, maybe Angelina’s just a total fucking bitch.

**When they’re not just totally making shit up.

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Comments (0)
No. 1 taboo says:

These gossip rags are sinking ever lower all the time…It’s bad enough they make sh*t up all the time, but to harass celebs for not deigning to talk to their low-class asses is a joke.

Whatever little credibility they have is fading fast.

Posted: Apr 5, 2007 at 10:14 am
No. 2 sasha says:

4 nannies the black thing makes sense i never understood having a nanny even if you do movies or charity work why cant you take care of your kids it baffles me. why four 1 nanny can do the job

Posted: Apr 5, 2007 at 11:37 am
No. 3 jean says:

i guess, theyre hurting so bad for the loses, well if ur printing the truth and don’t make up stupids stories tht mostly ignorant, un-eve , sicko, delusional and etc. will believe and buy stupid crap. but it also make me think ,jossip u belong in tht group? becoz u call angelina, child stealer???????? although u report the truth about tab lies, why u call her, child stealer????? are u okay? or something wrong w/ the jossip writer? how about, i say ur child molester? does it hurts u? bcoz u know its not true, but ur quick to call people names, thts total hypocrisy jossip!…get real , so nobody will judge or attack u, if u want patronage hv a littler sense of decency and be human, goodbye

Posted: Apr 5, 2007 at 2:13 pm
No. 4 daphne says:

jean,

“stealer” is jossip’s favorite word.

Posted: Apr 5, 2007 at 4:14 pm
No. 5 Kelly says:

I think she deserves it; what comes around goes around in my opinion. She should have kept her legs closed during Mr. & Mrs. Smith then she could have kept her dignity. I don’t care much of a world “do-gooder” you are - if you aren’t true to yourself and others…it’s going to eventually bite you in the ass. Obviously Brad wasn’t her first male (or female) whom she’s victimized by her promiscuous behaviour over the years (…I mean who the hell kisses their brother like that? It’s sick!).

She’s a beautiful person on the outside and seems like she has an inkling to do well for others (and I do have compassion for her re: her mothers passing); but at the end of the day (from what I read), she is still a very crazy bitch.

Posted: Apr 5, 2007 at 4:20 pm
No. 6 Amy says:

Angie shouldn’t be hold accountable for the fall of his marragie. That would have happend regardless.
The tabs… They just need to get ove r it!

Posted: Apr 5, 2007 at 4:35 pm
No. 7 mem says:

oh dear god!
you are a genius kelly and mags
like US weekly cater to women like you…
women who can’t tell the difference between oranges and apples.
to women who keep bringing up a past relationship issue in the middle of an adoption subject!!! (women who subconciously believe that they’re solving their own life dramas while trashing another woman .)

Posted: Apr 5, 2007 at 5:04 pm
No. 8 sabrina joy says:

Okay… Adopting, children from third world countries, helping with crisis in third world countries.. these are not bad things to do..
Angelina used to do hard drugs and cut herself.. she has switched addictions to somewhat more positive addictions.. sooner or later Angela will get it and realize that she needs something on the inside to give her peace.. .. in the meantime.. she is an addict without a 12 step program.. no different than MR GEORGE W BUSCH who has made his fair share of screw ups.. that make Angelina look like and angel… BE brave my dear and allow my comment to show…

Posted: Apr 5, 2007 at 6:29 pm
No. 9 vicarious eddie says:

SHE SHOULD BE HORSE-WHIPPED I TELL YOU!!!! SATAN’S WHORE!!! (Oh, and before I forget, HORSE WHIPPED!!)

Posted: Apr 5, 2007 at 10:40 pm
No. 10 mell says:

Even tough i dont like angelina coz of her feud with jen but she as the right to adopt and ahs the right to give pics of her children to who the fuck she wants.And who ever thinks she bitch co of that is totally pathetic.

Posted: Apr 6, 2007 at 11:52 am
No. 11 Jess says:

What makes her so different? The fact that she is a human being, not perfect, and sometimes when you are in a relationship - there will be bumps in the road. I think this is a bunch of b.s. from low-lifes, jealous of people who are public figures. You never know the absoulte truth from what you read, especially from unestablished magazines such as this one. Do you ever see this magazine in grocery stores? No. How legit is this information? Plus, everything that you observe. especially other people you don’t even personally know, all the information you pick up is completely ambiguous. You just don’t know for sure. There is no way to prove your judgments…

Try to apply this to your own life.

Thanks.

Posted: Apr 6, 2007 at 9:54 pm
No. 12 Christen says:

well i dont think theres anything wrong with sending kids to a daycare or having 4 nanneis sometimes u need help or a day off(SOMETHING)….oh and one thing i dont understand is why u call child stealer and a monster-what r yall smokin????-i think shes doin a good job adopting infact shes got me thinking about adopting too.i see her as a really good person and i like the way she takes care of her kids……..i bet other people that have adopted leave kids at daycares or with their dad but yall just dont know because there not famous….soooo quit ur shit and get a life~~THERES NOTHIN WRONG WITH DAYCARES!!!!!!

Posted: Apr 16, 2007 at 12:56 pm

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