An Open Letter To Jenny McCarthy
Inspired By The Following Photograph
Dear Jenny,
Next time you feel like taking a picture next to the Naked Cowboy in Times’ Square, ask yourself:
1) Do I really want to be here?
2) Would my Scientologist boyfriend, Jim Carrey approve?
3) If I know that someone’s about to snap a photo of me, is it really best idea to pick that exact moment to check out the Naked Cowboy’s “package?”
If the answer to any of those questions is “no,” then you may wish to reconsider your decision.
Best,
Jossip
No. 1
Jenny McCarthy Has Eyes for The Naked Cowboy « Elvis Lives! says:
[…] Jenny McCarthy Has Eyes for The Naked Cowboy Filed under: Celebrity — elvislives @ 5:36 pm What a picture-perfect glance. I guess Jenny McCarthy just couldn’t resist checking out The Naked Cowboy’s package. […]
Posted: Jun 23, 2007 at 1:36 pm