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All the Dangers of Cigarettes, None of the Pleasures of Smoking

Smoking is bad for you. Bad, bad, bad. It fills your lungs with tar, turns your teeth yellow, causes heart disease, and makes you act like a real bitch when you’re too broke to spring for a box of Lights.

Despite this much-spread knowlege, however, there is something so commercially appealing about it … sitting outside on a cool summer evening, puffing a cig, flipping your hair in the breeze … it keeps people puffin’ away.

And somehow replacing that blessed act of smoking the cancer in with rubbing some tea-bag-like tobacco called “Camel Frost” on your lips just doesn’t match up.

All three of the new products, which sell for $3 to $7 a container, package smokeless tobacco in pouches made of tea-bag-like material that is placed between the lip and the gum. The pouches are discarded after 10 minutes to half an hour and do not require spitting.

No question here — these tea bags will still kill you. Plus, you’ll have the added douchebaggery of asking the hottie outside the bar “can I bum one of your tea bags?” And who knows what’ll end up in your mouth if you go that route.

No Smoke, No Foul? Critics Disagree [Jane L. Levere, New York Times]

Aug 9, 2006 · Link · Repond

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Anthony Dean says:

Yes YES YES! thats right kids this days need to know the dangers of smoking when i was 10 i started smoking until one day the doctor told me that i have fruvoilis cancer. That was the day i stopped. If i had known the dangers i would have not done it.

Posted: Feb 28, 2007 at 10:22 am

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