Too-Saggy Pants: Banned in Louisiana Town!
Reading Time: 2 minutesPants on the ground? Pants on the ground? You lookin’ like a fool with your pants on the ground! Better …
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Ricin Found in Envelope Addressed to Senator at U.S. Capitol Mail Facility
Reading Time: 2 minutesAn envelope that tested positive for the deadly poison ricin was intercepted Tuesday at the U.S. Capitol’s mail facility, according …
Other Wife Found on Facebook: Man Charged With Bigamy After Spouses Both Appear as …
Reading Time: 2 minutesA Washington man has been charged with bigamy after Facebook revealed he was married to two different women, unbeknownst to …
Boston Bombing Suspect: Saudi National in Custody, Not Charged or Under Arrest
Reading Time: 2 minutesFollowing the dual explosions at the Boston Marathon that claimed three lives and injured over 100, a Saudi national is …
President Obama on Boston Marathon Bombing: “We Will Find Out Who Did This”
Reading Time: 2 minutesPresident Barack Obama ordered the “full resources” of the federal government to respond to the tragic and “senseless” Boston Marathon …
Boston Marathon Bombing: At Least 3 Dead, 176 Injured By Blasts Near Finish Line
Reading Time: 3 minutesAn explosion was reported near the finish line of the Boston Marathon Monday. Reuters is reporting that the headquarters of …
Audrie Pott Family Files Wrongful Death Lawsuit Against Accused Rapists
Reading Time: 2 minutesThe family of Audrie Pott has filed a wrongful death lawsuit against the boys accused of sexually assaulting her before …
TurboTax Online Crashes, Slackers Recoil in Abject Terror on Twitter
Reading Time: < 1 minuteTurboTax, one of the country’s most popular personal tax-filing software programs, crashed briefly Sunday, on the eve of the April …
Couple Having Sex on Google Street View: Real or Fake?
Reading Time: < 1 minuteMost people have sex out of love, sheer horniness, or as a means of preserving one’s hot 21-year-old body (i.e. …
Teen Dies Playing Chicken in California
Reading Time: < 1 minuteA community outside San Francisco is in mourning this week after 15-year old Austin Price was struck by a train …