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She may be still trying to weasel out of it, but at this point, there’s no doubt that Teresa Giuidice is going to jail.

The only remaining question is: Will our inhuman prison system deny Teresa her basic human right to be fabulous.

You see, Teresa has made a lot of demands since being sentenced. Apparently no one told her that’s not how that works.

Anyway, Teresa asked to be placed in the prison that inspired Orange is the New Black (seriously), but that didn’t work out.

Now, she’s totally offering the Bureau of Prisons a chance to make it up to her, because that’s just the kid of gal she is.

Apparently, Teresa is afraid she’ll go bald in prison, so she’s lobbying hard to get officials to bend the rules and let her rock hair extensions behind bars.

“Teresa has had her attorney inquire about keeping the hair extensions,” a source tells Radar Online. “She will need to take out her extensions before beginning her prison sentence.”

“She is genuinely afraid she’s going to end up bald by the time she leaves prison in 15 months.”

That’s a serious concern. If she goes bald, she probably won’t have a chance at landing a spot on Bravo’s new series Real Housewives of Cell Block D.

Watch The Real Housewives of New Jersey online to see Teresa in happier, hairier times.