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Um hello….do they allow babies in jail? Last time I checked you couldn’t bring a crib with you to jail. At the rate that Paris Hilton is going back to her old partying ways, she is bound to get a ticket of some sort soon. Oh and by the way guys, Paris said she used to care about how her men looked but she’s over that. Like um, read what else she had to say:

On what people think about her

“I wanna have like a family and a guy. Y’know, it just upsets me because I’m not anything like what people say about me, and this cartoon character that they’ve made of me is just completely false. It makes me mad that I’m such a good person and I’m treated like that by some people, I just don’t get it.”

On how she’s prepping for pregnancy

“I just started working out and it feels great. It gives me so much energy. I want kids next year, so I’ve got to get my body ready.”

On the potential sperm-donor

“I used to care about looks, but I’ve grown out of that stage. They have to be a good person, someone I know would be a good husband, loyal and funny and smart. And somebody I can trust, with good chemistry. But I don’t know, I like a guy who can make me laugh.”

Just so you know I didn’t write that, that is quoted from Paris. I had to read it a couple of times and each time it got funnier to me.