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Every day it seems we receive new information about the Orlando Bloom-Justin Bieber fight, and somehow the whole situation just keeps getting funnier.

This latest nugget of hilarity comes to us from Us Weekly:

The tabloid reports that not only does Justin Bieber lie claim to his friends that he hooked up with Miranda Kerr, he also says that it happened while she was still married to Orlando Bloom, and she made corny Mrs. Robinson-style promises before they banged.

According to a source close to the Biebs’ Kerr told Bieber she’d “make him a man” when they met at the 2012 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show.

“He brags about while he’s in the studio,” says the insider. Classy.

We don’t know what’s worse, the fact that Miranda may have broken up her family for a one-night stand with the world’s biggest douche-hole, or that Bieber would’ve been barely 18 at the time (and Miranda 29).

Here’s hoping Justin and Orlando cross paths again and Biebus’ entourage isn’t there to protect him.