Look, we all know that Justin Bieber is somehow as popular as ever despite the fact that he hasn’t released an album 2012.
But just because the Swagmaster has a loyal a fanbase and private island money in the bank, that doesn’t mean he doesn’t have to work.
Biebs is addicted to the spotlight and with the entitled attitude he’s developed over the years, he wouldn’t survive a week as a D-lister. So that means he needs a project ASAP. And Johnny Rapid might just have the job for him.
Who is Johnny Rapid, you ask? Well, apparently he’s the biggest name in gay porn at the moment, and he’s teamed up with a site called Men.com to make Bieber an offer he’ll almost certainly refuse:
Yes, Men and Rapid have offered Bieber $2 million for one gay porn scene.
“It’ll be easy,” Rapid promises the Biebs in his pitch. “I’ll do most of the work. Come in for a few hours, then you’re out of here…with 2 million dollars.”
Most straight men would already be unzipping, but that kind of cash is chump change to JB.
Plus, gay porn might jeopardize Bieber’s Calvin Klein modeling gig.
If he accidentally confirms he stuffed his crotch, then his underwear modeling days will be over.