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Even though Justin Bieber is as popular as ever, his career isn’t exactly on fire right now.

Sure, Bieber is modeling for Calvin Klein, but he hasn’t released an album since since 2012, his last movie tanked, and many of his fans have moved on.

Even the Calvin Klein gig resulted in embarrassing claims that Bieber had been photoshopped within an inch of his life.

The bottom line is, popular or not, Bieber needs a new project ASAP if he hopes to remain relevant going forward. He recently posted a photo of himself working with hip hop legend Rick Rubin…

Justin Bieber, Rick Rubin

…But does the Biebs really think he’ll be able to break into the world of rap in any meaningful way?

Yes, it’s desperate times in Camp Bieber. The kid’s got money for six lifetimes, but you know he’s not ready or willing to give up being an A-lister. 

So how can he stay in the spotlight despite his extremely limited range of talents? We know! Gay porn!

Justin Bieber, Rick Rubin

Don’t worry, the video above is completely SFW. It features top gay porn star Johnny Rapid offering Bieber $2 million to do a scene with him.

"It’ll be easy," Rapid promises the Biebs in his pitch. "I’ll do most of the work. Come in for a few hours, then you’re out of here…with 2 million dollars."

Be careful of Rapid’s offer to "do most of the work," Justin. That makes it sound like you’ll be starting from the bottom…and staying there.

Other than that, we think it’s a sound deal and you should jump on it immediately (no pun intended).

It might not be great for your hoodrat thug image, but no one was buying that anyway. As a bonus, this would be the perfect way to settle your beef with the gay Republicans.

We’re sure they didn’t mean anything by that "butch Miley Cyrus" remark.