50 Cent: “I met this beautiful woman tonight she’s hot baby. I’m trying to score. she smells great. Wish me luck” (photo above)
Tony Fly: “I can’t talk to you…You’re married.” Why? Are you unable to control your scandalous man-stealing genitalia?”
Conan O’Brien: “You guys get to decide who’ll be my very 1st guest on Nov 8th. Vote here. If the Nutcracker lady wins, I’m in trouble.”
Sarah Silverman: “Dirtiest things: Pennies, motel bedspreads, Skymall.”
Samantha Ronson: “I think Katy Perry might be the Rupaul of this generation.”
Carey Hart: “Just went to a wine tasting. Can’t be mad at fruit that turns into a drunkin good time. Any chance I could get high off this banana?”
Taylor Swift: “I woke up and realized my album comes out at midnight tonight. Woah, Just.. Woah.”
Sofia Vergara: “American Airlines sucks. Watchin how they disrespect their customers. :(“