Dane Cook: ” So far this my fav pic sent tonight that doesn’t involve nudity. Well, it’s a nude hand I guess.” (photo above)
Oscar De La Hoya: “OK people crunch time at about this time we get soar from working out. You have to fight through it and continue healthy eating good job.”
Alicia Keys: “Have you seen Black Swan?…..Whoa!!!!! That’s a mind blower….shot so beautifully! one of those movies that wrap u up. Love Natalie Portman!
50 Cent: “You can lead a horse to water but you can’t force it to drink. lol”
Tony Fly: “The person who came up with the “this little piggy” thing is a shitty writer. And kinda creepy.”
Josh Groban: “I have had a very crazy and interesting career. But I just do not remember this happening. The vest, not Courtney.” (photo above)
Chuck Nice: ” Anyone who doesn’t think that the recent unrelenting, vitriolic, partisan, rhetoric has consequence is probably looking at their own colon.”
Kelly Osbourne: “Just saw a lady pushing a stroller but instead of a baby in it she had a doll! People just keep getting weirder and weirder.”
Sarah Silverman: “Mid-orgasm, I had a vision: rows of evenly-spaced plastic JFK Halloween masks. Brains are weirdos.”
Conan O’Brien: “After seeing “Black Swan” last night I no longer think I have what it takes to be a great ballerina.”