Welcome to THG’s Week in Review! Below, our staff takes a look back at the stories, stars and scandals that made this week one of the year’s most memorable.
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- Billy Ray Cyrus believes Miley is under attack by Satan. He really said this.
- Miley is livid, supposedly, over the remarks. No comment yet from Satan.
- Lara Logan of CBS News was sexually assaulted on assignment in Egypt.
- Did Frankie Muniz put a gun to his head and then hit his girlfriend?
- Lindsay Lohan was booked by an impostor on the Late Show …
- … and received some hilarious advice from Charlie Sheen.
- Is Steve Jobs in dire straits physically?
- Lady Gaga released, then performed “Born This Way” at the Grammys.
- Eminem and Rihanna, with an assist from Dr. Dre, performed as well.
- Justin Bieber made headlines for some comments on sex and abortion.
- Some Bieliebers made headlines by threatening Esperanza Spalding.
- She beat him for a place among the 2011 Grammy winners.
- Biebs also went bald.
- Britney Spears’ music video for “Hold It Against Me” was just released.
- New information on Michael Jackson’s last days has been uncovered.
- Natalie Munroe, a high school English teacher, was suspended for this.
- As reality TV goes, The Bachelor swimsuit issue date was all-time.
- American Idol is in full swing and narrowing the talented field.
- It was another wild, disgusting week on the Jersey Shore.
- The 5 Browns patriarch got popped for sexual assault.
- Michael Vick called an audible and bailed on Oprah.
- Vanessa Hudgens got some new ink.
- Jessica Alba is pregnant again, expecting baby #2 with hubby Cash.
- Kacey Jordan is pregnant too! Or at least she was. It’s unclear.
- Melissa Rycroft and Tye Strickland welcomed their first child.
- Rod Stewart welcomed his eighth. A lot of Rod to go around.
- Someone agreed to marry Angelina Pivarnick. Maybe for show.
- Guess who’s in the Royal Wedding party? Hint: It’s obvious.
- Kelsey Grammer’s daughter Spencer Grammer got married.
- Will Kourtney and Scott get fake-engaged for a spinoff?
- Might Taylor Swift and Adam Young have a connection?
- Chelsea Clinton and Marc Mezvinsky are still together.