If Britney Spears exceeded our raunchy expectations with her If U Seek Amy video, Michael Jackson obliterated our creepy expectations with this.
Embattled in the mortgage crisis, Jacko has fired off a legal attack in the hopes of keeping his belongings from Neverland off of the auction block.
However, even these legal papers come fully equipped with an item-by-item breakdown of the bizarre, disturbing items on his California property.
A sample of the works of art on the 2,952 item list:
We could go on but you get the idea. Michael Jackson also has an item called “child’s upper body mannequin.” Not to worry, though, he owns two of them.