• How are you celebrating the Vernal Equinox? Why not watch a fertility dance performance and remind yourself you’re normal? (Tues. 3/21) [Free NYC]
• Check out Trampoline Hall at the Slipper Room. And no, after reading what it is and looking through its website, we don’t know what this event is either. (Wed. 3/22) [Trampoline Hall]
• Grab your tickets to Jared Leto‘s poor excuse for a band, 30 Seconds to Mars. Hey, there’s nothing like watching an overweight train wreck in person. (Thu. 3/23, Fri. 3/24) [OMR]
• Head out to Williamsburg to the Found Footage Festival. Who knows, maybe some home video of someone you know snuck its way in. (Fri. 3/24) [Cine]