The Story Of Madonna, As Told By Transsexuals 34383

Well, it’s finally happened…and not a minute too soon. An army of trannies has deftly parodied Madonna’s music video-making style through the years, and shows her progression from drunken streetwalker (circa 1983) to retro 80’s styled workout vixen (circa 2006). Far and away, though, our favorite Madge look is the kinky/hungover black-and-white vixen in 1991’s “Justify My Love.”

This isn’t particularly safe for work, but it’s definitely an amusing distraction on this lovely Thursday afternoon. Also, please be sure to note that the first transsexual bears a striking similarity to Kelly Osbourne, perhaps offering another persuasive reason for why Hugh Hef turned down her unsolicited offer to pose for Playboy.