It’s not all true, claims Wilmer Valderrama. The star of That 70’s Show (and little else) is responding to the constant tabloid claims that depict him carrying on numerous trysts with Hollywood’s hottest starlets.
We get, Wilmer: You’re the Us Weekly fall guy, but somebody has to be. And, quite frankly, we’d rather it be you than, say, Frankie Muniz, okay?
From Lindsay Lohan to Mandy Moore, Wilmer’s been tied to ’em all in the weekly glossies. So what’s the real truth? Well, we have this slight feeling that the publicist-coached Valderrama might just not be telling the whole truth. So we did what any good gossip blog should: We translated his fibs into bigger falsehoods.
On Mandy Moore, Wilmer says: I was with her for almost two years. When it ended, it took me another four years to even give it a shot again. That was tough.
Wilmer means: I’m just pissed Adrian Grenier‘s character on Entourage hit that more than I ever did.
On Lindsay Lohan, Wilmer says: Everyone has moved on just fine. I really wish her love too, because I really think she can use some.
Wilmer means: Lindsay could use love like she could use more collagen in her lips, an eyebrow lift and new implants. Oh, wait.
On Ashlee Simpson, Wilmer says: We’ve been friends for about 5 1???2 years. All of a sudden we couldn’t be in the same room before people were saying we were making out.
Wilmer means: Does Star magazine have spies everywhere?
On Jaime Pressly, Wilmer says: There is no story there. All of us on the show have been friends with Jaime for many, many years. … Jaime is an amazing girl.
Wilmer means: That ho is just trying to use me for publicity. Bitch.
Wilmer Speaks Out on Lindsay & Ashlee [People]