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• Tea Leoni admits to having creepy old-man fetish.

• Paris Hilton ruins her dad’s Father’s Day by forcing him to spend it with her in prison. Meanwhile, Kathy Hilton pisses of Paris’ fellow inmates by asking if anyone has change for “a bazillion dollar bill.” [Thanks, Christian Finnegan!]

• What would modern Hollywood stars look like as stylized Renaissance objets d’art? Why, funny you should ask!

• Tyra Banks teaches women everywhere how to stand and squat unattractively on national television.

• Is George Clooney secretly trying to ruin Brad Pitt’s marriage? And, if so, why isn’t it working?