• Christina Aguilera might have a hard time consummating her marriage to Jordan Bratman, given his professed extra large endowment. [R&M]
• Ever since Chelsea Clinton quickly unhitched herself from Tara Reid’s hip after mama Hillary got word of their pairing, Tara’s been looking for a new friend. And she’s found one in the form of Kirsten Dunst, the ex-good girl turned party girl. [Perez Hilton]
• First Lindsay Lohan, now an identified clubgoer at Cain. The fake celebrity swindling just keeps on keeping on, this time with a faux Jude Law snagging a female nightcap. [Page Six]
• What was Britney Spears‘ biggest investment on her trip to NYC with Kevin Federline? After seeing Sweet Charity (in which the talent-challenged duo may star), the pop tart got inch long fingernails to scratch at any photog without a contract. [Page Six]
• How appropriate: Jenna Bush parties at Fat Girl. [Page Six]
• Most inventive way to get out of an interview with the New York Post? If you’re Lara Flynn Boyle, get written off your TV show. [NYP]
• Congrats to Lloyd Grove, who got a whopping $90 bucks for selling off his personally autographed copy of Scooter Libby’s bestiality book on eBay. [Lowdown]
• Everyone together now: “Awww!” That goes out to George Clooney, who felt depressed while shooting Syriana because of all the weight he had to gain. [The Scoop]
• Ex-Men’s Journal editor Michael Caruso once again spotted dining at Michael’s with Men’s Health editor David Zinczenko. Friends? Colleagues? Dan Abrams image consultants? [Page Six]