Sex Crimes And The City 36599

Today’s Daily News contains a shocking revelation about honesty and integrity in today’s society. Turns out that not everyone peruses Craigslist simply for the cheap housing, used furniture and unpaid internships! Apparently some misguided Minnesotan gent went on the site looking for “love.” Unfortunately, the woman of his dreams turned out to be a female con artist—and an ugly one at that.

So this guy from Minnesota comes to New York looking for a good time. He goes on craigslist and sees an ad from Tiffany and a few very suggestive photos. But when boy met girl at the Intercontinental Hotel Sunday, it quickly became clear that a match made in heaven was not in store.

The tourist and [con artist Candace] Neely – the alleged “true stunning blonde bombshell” named Tiffany – began arguing over the meaning of “full service massage” and the fact that Neely did not resemble the woman in the ad, which advertised her as “5 feet 5 with a toned petite body,” police said.

So, to recap, not only did Neely and her accomplice beat, batter and bruise the innocent Midwesterner, but neither woman was remotely as attractive as “Tiffany’s” picture would have suggested. Meanwhile, it wasn’t until the two homely females stole the tourist’s cash, credit cards and left him bleeding and semi-conscious in a seedy Times Square hotel room that our eternal optimist finally realized this fairy tale would not have a “happy ending.”