Britney Spears isn’t the only celebrity patient at UCLA who had her medical records rifled through: Farrah Fawcett also got the VIP treatment. She was at the university medical facility undergoing cancer treatments when her confidential documents were accessed, and now she’s concerned the paperwork was sold to somewhere shady the The National Enquirer. In unrelated news, The National Enquirer was the first to report Fawcett’s cancer had returned.
• Newlywed Jodie Sweetin celebrates her marriage to Cody Herpin by shoving her boob in his face and then, presumably, treating him to a pants-off dance off. Also, she creepily has the SAME FACE she had as a fourteen year old.
• Pete Doherty tries to win back Kate Moss’ affections by referring to her as “a nasty old rag” who’s “out of [her] fucking mind.”
• Sometimes, not often but sometimes, celebrities decide to bravely face the natural effects of aging without the assistance of Dr. 90210.
• In less than three weeks, Hayden Pannettiere turns 18, at which point it will be completely socially acceptable to ogle these pics of her in a bikini.
• Dina Lohan continues to blame everyone except herself for her trainwreck of a daughter.
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