Jossip Juxtaposition: Mel Gibson So Happy He Hated On Jews 36741

• Mel Gibson’s drunken anti-Semitic speech was a “gift,” forcing him to realize what he needs to focus on. Like box office returns.

• With the Sex and the City movie supposedly back on track, Kim Cattrall conveniently forgets it was she who put up the roadblocks.

• All the women who want to sue American Apparel’s Dov Charney will be happy to know he’s got a big corporate backer to pay those out-of-court settlements.

• After Christina Ricci’s biggest Internet fan dropped his website devoted to her and PETA named her to its Worst Dressed List because she wore fur, she’s denounced her personal connection to the slaughter of our furry friends.

• If this supermodel ain’t Naomi Campbell, we need a new list of anger-prone waifs.

• No Vegas bday bash for party-hard Miss USA Tara Conner.

• The story of Mel Gibson’s love child will somehow manage to be less interesting than his new movie.

• Sean Penn improves case for those who want Hollywood types to stay out of politics.