• Lydia Hearst skinny dipping with Damien Fahey? Talk about a summer fling with the boy from the other side of the tracks. [Page Six]
• Breaking news! Lindsay Lohan is not currently consuming alcohol. [R&M]
• Those who invest in “non-profitable, embarrassing” media projects do it for one reason and one reason only: to rub 16-year-old girls down with hot oil, give them vibrators, pay them $1000, and suffer no consequences for it. [Gawker]
• Are Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes planning a wedding in their back yard? Sounds like! Or, maybe they’re just welcoming the aliens who are coming to take back Suri. [Mollygood]
• Great description of Mel Gibson the night of his arrest: “The bleary-eyed star was spotted at celeb-studded Moonshadows restaurant with a babe on each arm and a beer bottle in his right hand late Thursday and into the wee hours Friday.” Front page photo included. [NYP]
Last night we hit Stereo for MTV veejay Damien Fahey’s 26th birthday. Damien and his band Here’s Johnny rocked out while promoters, party gossips, and lots of blondes roamed free. Since all the real celebs were jamming themselves into the Entertainment Weekly party and the media gossips were clusterfucking at Slate’s event, we figured we’d try to hit something … oh, we don’t know … fun?
The event, hosted by Stereo’s owner Mike Satsky (who kept us from taking his photo by distracting us with liquor), was jam packed with pseudo-celebs, tons of photographers, and at least four girls that looked like they were on Laguna Beach. A complete tour of the party, minus the bouncing tan people, after the jump.
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