Kim Kardashian, Dustin Diamond, Keeley Hazell and Verne Troyer needn’t read any further.
They already know how to record their very own sex tape.
But other aspiring amateur pornographers should heed the advice of Aubrey O’Day, whose desperate need for attention led to this quote to Complex Magazine:
“If you do a live feed through the TV, you can watch it on the TV while you’re doing it and it never records.”
Random THG thought: if you’re watching yourself – instead of your mate – on TV while having sex, you may have a) bad taste in partners, b) a narcissism complex or c) borh.
Aubrey O’Day can also offer tips on how to torture your pet.