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In the following showdown of Simpson sisters, we aren’t asking readers which dim-witted sister they prefer. Instead, we wanna know:

Which Simpson sucks the least?

One is milking as much publicity from her pregnancy as possible, while the other has been riding the wave of her giant boobs for years now.

Below, Ashlee Simpson and Jessica Simpson each stick out the body part that best represents their moronic, soulless father. Let us know whose ass is less vomit-inducing…

All booty, no brains: Select your least sucky Simpson sister.