Jenelle Evans might be the very worst person to ever emerge from the reality TV cesspool.
We don’t say that lightly, as the genre has produced all kinds of narcissists, manipulators, and all-around douchebags, but it’s easy to make an argument for Jenelle as the absolute worst.
She’s an abuser, an addict, a bigot, and an enabler.
It’s tempting to dismiss Jenelle as merely “troubled,” but she actively goes out of her way to make life worse for other people in a way that makes her truly dangerous.
And her latest social media hate campaign is a prime example of what we’re talking about.
No Chill
Jenelle has made no secret of the fact that she has little time or tolerance for anyone who’s not straight, white, and American.
A Bad Influence
Jenelle has always been a bad person — selfish, violent, abusive, cruel — but the bigotry and obsession with firearms that have made her so much more dangerous as of late seem to be the result of her relationship with David Eason.
Dipsh-t Dave
David was fired from Teen Mom 2 earlier this year for hurling homophobic slurs at fans of the show on social media.
No Lesson Learned
Sadly, his termination did not inspire David to change his ways. Instead, he seems to have doubled down on his hateful views in recent weeks.
Still a Douche
David continues to goad the LGBT community with idiotic remarks and foolish memes about “straight pride.”
This Effing Guy
We’re used to him being an idiot, but David may have actually sunk to a new low this week. And, of course, Jenelle is defending him every step of the way …
Hate Meme
Because he lives to piss off strangers online, David posted this monstrosity on Twitter this week.
Called Out
Quite understandably, David received a ton of criticism for this post. But Jenelle says it’s not his fault.
#GetOverIt
Jenelle’s argument is that the whole situation has been blown out of proportion, because all David did was post a meme. She seems to be missing the part about how that meme has an appallingly hateful message.
David Started It, You Guys
Sometimes (read: all the time) you have to explain things to Jenelle like she’s a 4-year-old in the throes of a temper tantrum. One person tried that, and it really didn’t pay off.
Jenelle Learns Words
Apparently — and as you can see, we’re not making this up — Jenelle was unclear about the meaning of the word “transphobic.”
Progress?
So maybe now that she understands what her followers are trying to tell her, Jenelle will change her tune. Lol, you know that’ll never happen.
Caught Lying
Jenelle tried to do a little bit of backpedaling, but she’s nowhere near smart enough to fool her followers.
Busted!
Yes, as several of her followers pointed out, Jenelle totally DID delete several tweets, but we’re living in a post-truth age anyway, right?
Trying Her Best
Watching Jenelle try to debate actual human beings with brains in their heads is like watching Betty White play LeBron James one-on-one. We just can’t look away.
Label Hater
The funniest tweet of the day might be this one, in which Jenelle hilariously attempts to play the victim. Gold.
The Takeaway
So what have we learned from all this? Well, the biggest lesson seems to be that Jenelle and David are even worse than we thought, which is really saying something.
The Future
So is Jenelle the next one to be fired for spewing her hateful nonsense all over social media?
Don’t Count On It
Sadly, Jenelle is still too good for ratings. Eventually, she’ll say something so abhorrent that MTV will be left with no choice but to fire her, but it doesn’t look like today is that day.