Something tells us that with pictures like this, Jarrod Allen isn’t going to find a date on Tinder. Check out his hilarious Tinder photo spoofs now!
Adam and Eve
They’re even in the garden! Perfect! Watch out for (trouser) snakes!
Booty Call
Alternately titled “booty booty booty booty rockin’ everywhere.”
Surf’s Up
Feels like this is missing a banana for scale.
Speaking of Fruit
She’s a flapper with a pineapple and he looks like a…Roman leader? Like, he might actually be Joaquin Phoenix in Gladiator.
Baby Bump
Of all of the Tinder profile pics in all of the world, this is the one she chose. And this is the one he chose to mock. Because obviously.
Caturday
Tinderella better have tagged this one #catsofinstagram.
Food Fight
Yes, that is spaghetti on his head as he dresses up like this woman who is dressed up like Boy George.
Pool Party!
Why is this woman in a blue…whatever that is?
Woman’s World
Protip: Ironing the clothes you’re wearing WHILE wearing them is NEVER a good idea. Ever.
Yoga
We call this pose “WINE TIME!”
Pole Dancing
Not gonna lie. This is impressive. Very, very impressive.
Sad Eyes
Don’t be discouraged, oh we realize, it’s hard to take courage in a world full of people who are using Tinder.
Sideboob
Eat your heart out, Kendall Jenner.
Freefalling
Tom Petty would be so proud.
Got Milk?
Paging all the cats of the Internet!!
Sword In The…
I…uh…wha…OMG.