We have some exciting -- but potentially polarizing -- news for 90 Day Fiance fans: Colt Johnson is returning to the franchise.
No, he and Larissa are emphatically not back together, but his new girlfriend won't costar either.
Colt is coming back to the franchise and your television screen with a very familiar face by his side.
Colt Johnson is coming back to 90 Day Fiance: Pillow Talk.
He'll sit on a bed and watch the exact same nonsense play out as the rest of us do.
He won't have to (finally) sever that umbilical cord for filming, because Debbie will be right by his side.
Pillow Talk is a fan-favorite, in part because stars are freer to be themselves.
Colt was, as we mentioned, a deeply polarizing figure on original recipe 90 Day Fiance as well as on Happily Ever After.
You can guarantee that fans are going to have opinions about him just as he has opinions on the couples he watches.
Colt was at the center of a great deal of drama, both on-camera and off-camera.
However, he isn't really known for his, say, sense of humor or cutting wit.
In fact, he tended to just sort of slouch in a chair and watch as his erstwhile wife and his mother got into screaming matches.
But that doesn't mean that his time on Pillow Talk won't be wildly entertaining.
We just think that, verbally, Debbie will do the heavy lifting.
Debbie is quite the character -- as she has already proved to millions of viewers.
She has strong opinions and is not afraid to share them.
There's something sweet about her bond with Colt, even though it is ultimately unhealthy for them both to be unable to part.
It's not clear if any man will ever be good enough for her son.
But Pillow Talk won't be about her family, so she's free to enjoy the couples' stories as they unfold without wondering where she'll have to live.
Colt and Debbie aren't the only "couple" who will be on Pillow Talk.
Brothers Tarik and Dean will be returning. They have been fan-favorites for their funny commentary.
Speaking of fan-favorites, Loren and Alexei will be part of the show, too.
In any 90 Day Fiance poll of which couples are most beloved, Loren and Alexei are always going to be rated well.
And there are other, more recent couples in the mix.
One of the most endearing things about Kalani and Asuelu on last season of 90 Day Fiance was their commentary.
Okay, we mostly mean Kalani's face journeys during the Tell All special.
Kalani had some of the most reasonable points about Eric and Leida's reign of terror over Tasha.
(Oh my gosh, can you imagine if they had Eric and Leida on Pillow Talk? Fans would f--king riot)
Kalani and Asuelu are now parents of two young children, and it will be so fun to hear their thoughts.
Besides, everybody loves Asuelu.
Speaking of people beloved by all, David and Annie are classic fan-favorites along the lines of Loren and Alexei.
(I've seen polls where the two couples were neck-and-neck for favorite pairing)
They will of course be returning, where their sense of humor will continue to charm fans.
We hope that the paychecks are doing them good. As you may recall, David has done his share of couch-surfing.