If you've been following the family closely over the years, then you're probably aware that the Duggars have some very strange views on food.
Mainly, they seem to believe their guts and arteries are impervious to harm, thus freeing the family to subsist on fatty, salty, tater tot-based abominations that would have less godly folk reaching for the Pepto and the blood pressure meds.
Many have remarked that the Duggars seem to give no thought to their diets whatsoever, often boasting about their astonishing caloric intake and the bizarre, late-night stoner concoctions they feed their kids.
But it seems they consider what they put in their bodies far more than we realized.
They may not be overly concerned about the nutritional value of their sustenance, but they make damn sure they're not chomping down on any demonic snacks!
The Duggars posted the photo above earlier this week, along with the following caption, seemingly written by Michelle:
“Made some ‘Yellow Pocket Angel Eggs’ together with Johannah and Jordyn! They’re one of our favorites!”
Yes, the Duggars called deviled eggs "Yellow Pocket Angel Eggs" (complete with baffling capitalization).
Now, there's not a whole lot that Americans can agree on in the year of our Lord 2019 -- but it seems like just about everyone is in agreement that the phrase "Yellow Pocket Angel Eggs" is, frankly, dumb as hell.
“Love and appreciate the duggars...but cmon. Yellow pocket angel eggs? Smh,” one fan commented.
“You know ‘deviled’ is the technique and has nothing to do with ‘the Devil’, right? They’re homonym.”
“This is why people think Christians are ridiculous. It’s a name. Calling it as such (or reading Harry Potter) isn’t going to bring satan upon you,”
“What happens if you call them devilled eggs? I hope you were able to trick him by calling them this code name! Don’t want no Satanic eggs now do we!”
“Way to get ‘devil’ written in this posts comments 600 times lol,”
Of course, the bizarre nomenclature probably doesn't come as much of a shock to the folks who live in small Bible Belt towns where movie theaters refused to list Hellboy on their marquees.
And though the contingent who apparently fears possession by way of hors d'oeuvres was small, it was also very vocal on the matter of angel eggs:
“I love the name! Why give the devil any more popularity when his works already run rampant in our society. (Just sayin),” wrote one fan.
“Prefer that they are called yellow pockets, that other word is uglier...." another commented.
“We call them angel eggs too so feel free to overreact and tell me how wrong I am Geez.....while you unload I’ll be sipping on some cream soda and catching some sunshine,” a third remarked.
Another follower went full Atticus Finch and delivered a full freakin' closing argument:
"All I saw was that Mrs. Duggar was making eggs with her girls and gave it a cutesy name," this person wrote.
"Is it a mouthful? Yes. Would I call them that? Probably not. Ultimately, the important thing is they're spending time together,”
Frankly, our biggest issue with the name is all the questions it raises about angel anatomy,
They already have wings and now they lay delicious eggs? Weird.