Meghan Markle and Prince Harry are having a baby.
This much we know to be true.
But one question remains; one question continuess to hang over this blessed developement. And you know what it is, right?
WILL MARKLE AND HARRY HAVE A BOY OR A GIRL?!?
Following months of speculation, we may at last have an answer.
Sources have told Us Weekly that the Royal Couple, and those close to the Kensington Palace, do know the gender of this impending child.
And while a video of pastel, mostly pink decorations at Markle’s recent New York City baby shower prompted many fans to guess the former Suits star was having a girl, this tabloid says anyone under this assumption is in for a shock…
… because she’s having a boy!
To be clear, we have not personally seen a penis on a sonogram.
We have never spoken directly to Harry or Meghan, either, so take this information with a grain of salt the size of Samantha Markle’s ego.
Back in October, you may recall, Harry told a bunch of onlookers that “everyone is predicting it’s going to be a girl," but we don’t think he even knew for certain at that time whether he would be welcoming a son or a daughter.
A psychic named Richard Win also told The Sun a short while ago that he’s met Markle and she told him she loves kids and and hopes to have "lots" of them.
This fortune teller added that Markle "wanted a little girl, one she could dress up because she’s a real fashionista."
So we really hope she isn’t disappointed if reports of a boy in her womb turn out to be correct.
Markle could really use a victory these days.
As has been made very public, Markle’s siblings basically all hate her.
The press seems to constantly write stories that accue of her having an entitled attitude and generally being responsible for a feud with Kate Middleton.
Heck, even Harry recently joked about Markle’s infidelity.
We’re starting to feel pretty darn terrible for the Duchess.
Thankfully, she’s inching closer and closer to her due date — and, along with it we hope, a gigantic break from all the scorn she continues to receive.
No one would berate a new mother, right? Or quote anonymous sources that disparage her behavior, right? We sincerely hope not.
Because whether Markle gives birth to a boy or a girl early this spring, she’ll suddenly be responsible for a brand new life, one who will be talked about by the entire universe.
The last thing she’ll need at that point is for dumb and jealous relatives to keep saying dumb and petty things…