It's been over a year since Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian broke up, but the parents of Dream Kardashian remain tied to one another for reasons both sensible and completely bonkers.
In the former column is the fact that Rob and Blac share a child together.
In the latter is the sad truth that they're both more interesting -- and thus, more profitable -- in the context of their fractured relationship.
And so, Rob posts revenge porn and allegations that his ex is refusing to allow him to see his daughter.
For her part, Chyna continues to capitalize on her connection to Rob and his famous family, albeit in much subtler ways.
The latest on Blac is that she's planning to join the cast of the popular reality series Love & Hip Hop.
And which iteration of the show will she be signing onto? Well, all of them, it seems.
"Chyna didn’t sign on to be a part of Love and Hip Hop Hollywood, or Atlanta, or New York," a source close to the situation tells Hollywood Life.
"She is going to show up on all the shows – like how we saw K Michelle or Safaree [Samuels]."
The deal should mean big money for little Chyna -- and big headaches for Kim Kardashian.
Yes, it seems Kim is not thrilled about the idea of Chyna spending so much time in front of a camera.
"Kim is afraid Chyna might embarrass herself, Rob, and everyone in the family, which really makes her nervous," says the insider.
"Kim knows Rob likes his privacy, and so Kim would hate for him to be put in an uncomfortable situation."
And apparently, Kim has even gone so far as to play the old "think of the children" card:
"Kim doesn’t think it’s healthy for Dream to be raised in an environment like that," says the source.
Here's the thing:
There's a very good chance that Kim does not want Chyna to relaunch her career as a reality star.
But that has nothing to do with her concerns for Rob or Dream.
Chyna simply knows where the bodies are buried, and Kim lives in constant fear of her secrets being spilled:
"There’s no love lost between Chyna and the Kardashian women, and they’re pretty certain that Chyna is going to use their name to score some publicity," says the source.
"Let’s face it — her going on a foul-mouthed rampage against them would make some headlines around the world."
Yeah, that sounds pretty bad, but -- is Kim aware that we live in 2018?
Blac doesn't need a reality show in order to trash her, just a phone and an Instagram account -- and we're pretty sure she has both those things.