Jennifer Lawrence Warns Women: Yo, Dick is Dangerous!

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Jennifer Lawrence may have conquered dozens of other Tributes in The Hunger Games.

But there's one thing the actress apparently fears more than cold, starvation, fire and a multitude of heavily-armed young men and women looking to erase her from the planet.

And that one thing is the male genitalia.

Jennifer Lawrence with Wine

In a recent interview with Great Britain's The Sun, Lawrence confessed that she often talks about sex, but this doesn't mean she's just out there having sex all the time.

She really only reserves her secret garden for serious boyfriends, in fact.

“I am all bark and no bite,” Lawrence explains when it comes to this very personal topic, adding:

“I always talk like I want dick, but the truth is when I look back at my sexual past it was always with boyfriends. I talk like I like it, but I don’t really do it."

We think she means she doesn't do it randomly and/or with just anyone.

You need to earn your way into Jennifer Lawrence's bed, fellas!

Jennifer Lawrence at Oscars

The Oscar winner most recently dated director Darren Aronofsky, but split from him late last year.

As a result, the woman behind Katniss Everdeen is not aiming her bow in the direction of any long, hard arrows at the moment... if you know what we mean!

“I am not in a relationship,” she tells The Sun. “I am making it clear that I have not had sex in a very long time. I would like to have a relationship, [bu] it is hard out there.”

Why doesn't J. Law just go out there and find herself a fling?

Because...

"I am mostly also a germaphobe. I have made it this far without an STI.

"Dick is dangerous. If I was at the point where I could get an STI, doctors have already been involved. That is how much of a germaphobe I am."

Jennifer Lawrence: Red Sparrow Premiere Pic

It is true that Lawrence has delved into the topic of intercourse on many occasions in the past.

She once said her vagina made her scared, for instance, and she told Vogue in December of 2015 that "zero magic" happens in her bed, adding hilariously:

"Cheers to my hymen growing back!"

She was single at the time and actually talked pretty honestly about why this was the case:

"No one ever asks me out… I am lonely every Saturday night. Guys are so mean to me.

"I know where it’s coming from, I know they’re trying to establish dominance, but it hurts my feelings. I’m just a girl who wants you to be nice to me."

AWWW, J. Law!

There has to be a guy out there who will be nice to you.

There just has to be.

And we bet he doesn't have a sexually transmitted disease, either.

Just keep looking and just keep believing. It will happen for you.

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Jennifer Lawrence