We hope you're sitting down, readers, because Kim Kardashian has just done something she's never done before.
Pose naked? Please.
Kim Kardashian has done that an average of, like, six times per year of the past decade. Possibly seven times a year.
But pose naked in a tree?
Yes, even for Kimberly Kardashian, this is a first right here today. Like a jungle cat on the prowl for clicks, she has climbed to new heights.
The mother of two young kids shared the risque photo below on both her Facebook page and her Instagram account on Tuesday evening.
She wrote as a caption in both places:
"So honored to have been photographed by Mert and Marcus for their book new book! 20 years in the making! It's out on Sept 7th in NYC."
Without further ado, gaze upon her in all her tree-climbing glory and celebrate the natural wonders of this world we live in below.
Mert and Marcus, for those unaware, is the working name of two fashion photographers, Mert Alas and Marcus Piggott.
They often work together on a collaborative basis. Not always but sometimes with a nude Kim Kardashian as the subject.
On Facebook, at the time of this writing, the image had received 982 Comments, while it had been liked over 623,000 times in just over an hour.
It just goes to show what we've been saying for years here at THG: Man, folks sure do love it when Kim Kardashian takes off her clothing!
This truism was first established, of course, when the now-infamous Kim Kardashian sex tape was released way back in the day.
Millions of people shelled out money to see her receive an erection from Ray J in her most private of places, and still enjoy that to this day.
Since then, the 36-year-old Kardashian has gone buck arse naked for Playboy ... and Paper Magazine ... and Harper's Bazaar ...
... and nearly revealed her entire birthday suit on a handful of random Tuesdays on Instagram. Whatever works for her.
A month ago, there had been talk that Kardashian was on a crash diet in order to once again strip down in full public view.
"Kim’s obsessed with dropping a ton more weight and won’t consume more than 700 calories in a day,” an insider told Radar Online at the time, adding:
"She’s punishing herself with intense workouts. She’s pinned up the photos of her chubby butt from earlier this year as inspiration.”
We would never call her chubby, but as is often the case, reaction to this sort of Kim Kardashian NSFW image has been mixed:
Some people can't believe how great she still looks and love her for it. Some people can't believe how great she looks and hate her for it.
Other people can't believe that an adult mother of two, who is already rich and famous, would continue to get so nude all the time.
Where do you come down?
Is this just a professional celebrity and public figure who is rightfully proud of her body and showing it off to remain relevant?
Or is this someone who is desperate for any kind of attention who continues to set the women's movement back generations?
Ponder. Decide. Debate.
And then compare this Kim Kardashian nude picture to the great many others from her past below in this epic gallery: